Biographies

29 years 24 weeks ago
Vocals
Actor

Lead singer of the band

Gareth has done an audio recording (below) of his bio, which includes swearing! Please be warned......

24 years 38 weeks ago
Bass
Taxidermist (the art of stuffing animal carcass with sand, feathers, concrete, oatmeal, helium or sometimes other animals)
Brian May (Queen), Les Claypool (Primus)
customization (basses, guitars and what not) jamming, cheese

Bassist

Music has been in my blood from the beginning, whether it be listening to Deep Purple’s “Made in Japan” while my mum did the vacuuming and I was in my baby walker; going driving with my dad listing to all the motown classics; or my sister living through the grunge scene listening to Nirvana and Pearl Jam.

Guitar
Musician
Music
Music

My name is Anthony David Clark aka ‘Clarky’. I was born on earth in 1977 in a town called Newport, Wales. I loved music from a young age and fell in love with metal when I first heard Iron Maiden blasting from my brother’s bedroom. I learnt to play guitar at the age of 10, by my Jedi teacher Alan Jordan (Onslaught guitarist), who showed me the way and how to chug like a muthafunka. 18 years later I would go on to become his guitar tech, travel Europe with loads of bands I grew up with and who Alan showed me how to play like, which was awesome times.

Drummer

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